Well get your hunting gear ready, because you're on the prowl with...
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Meet Its_McLovin, a 19 year old guy who wants "someone to bone down with...spend a night or two hot and heavy between the sheets."
A little too blunt for you? He is only 19 after all. Perhaps someone a little more poetic, like Loveoc, a 23 year old Gemini looking for "that girl that will rock my world." Deep stuff.
Looking for a long term relationship? Forget about it. Maybe you'll have better luck on eHarmony. Everyone on Cougarlife knows what they want, and they want it now. Like what Just_Lust says in her byline "Isn't that why we're all here?" These cougars ain't got all the time in the world, they got too much shit to deal with. Careers. Families. Menopause.
Take MaterialMOM, so proud of her children her byline reads "I'm the mother of a slunt." You can probably guess who her daughter takes after.
Anyone can have their pick of the litter (no pun intended). Looking for a hot divorcee that runs a successful law firm? Got it. Or perhaps a young surfer with no real paying job but abs of steel? Got that too. Women can get their freak on and not worry about their partner breaking a hip. Guys can have gratuitous sex and not worry about their partner getting knocked up.
So pop open a bottle of champagne, bust out your softest velour sheets, and put some Kenny G on the record player. Sexy time starts now.
